All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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