There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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