when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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