have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.