shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Randomize