I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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