I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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