I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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