Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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