she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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