guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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