YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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