is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
