Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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