Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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