Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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