So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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