I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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