there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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