What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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