You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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