i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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