Im at strip club and am horny
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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