what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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