kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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