Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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