Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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