i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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