Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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