Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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