i don't like sucking hair
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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