Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Terrible idea I love it
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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