Those balls look pretty dangerous.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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