I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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