Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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