hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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