Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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