there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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