Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Sober January is a disaster.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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