O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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