My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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