If that was your dad, he is hot
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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Oh Jesus.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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