Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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