Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
