Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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