i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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