it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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