You can't motorboat a personality
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Rumble strips road head = magical
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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