The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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