you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
