The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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