I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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