I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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