I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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