Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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