Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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