i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.