I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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