I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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