I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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